Real World: USA

Host: “Name five people who you would trust with your life.”

Contestant: “My…boyfriend, my mom…my dad, my cousin Annabelle, …um…”

Between Friends

Guy #1: “So, she seems like a great girl.  I mean, you know, she seems cool.”

Guy #2: “Yeah, she’s great! I have never felt this way before. Something’s different with her.”

Guy #1: “Really?  That’s great dude! Happy for you.  What are you going to do?”

Guy #2: “Dunno. This may be it.”

Guy #1: “It? Dude, you mean….”

Guy #2: “I think so, maybe.”

Guy#1: “But what about that other girl, the one from the party?”

Guy #2: “Oh yeah!  She was pretty cool, too.  Maybe I will ask her.”

It’s Fine Now

Reporter: “How well do you think the bridge will hold up after this repair.”

Contractor: “Fine. It’s just fine.”

Reporter: “And what about the design? Do you think it is well planned?

Contractor: Yeah, it’s fine.”

Reporter: “But what about the rise in accidents? That part of the bridge seems to be where there is the most trouble.”

Contractor: “It’s fine now.”

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