Say Anything

Man: “Just this once.”

Woman: “I can’t.”

Man: “It will be okay.  I swear.”

Woman: “But, it is just that I have never done it, and I am scared.”

Man: “If it makes you feel better, I have never done it either. The guys just think I have.  You know, to save face.”

Woman: “Then what are you going to tell them about us?”

Man: “Nothing.  No one will know but you and me.”

Woman: “Okay. But promise me one thing.”

Man: “Anything.”

Woman: “That is what I was afraid of.”