Mending Fences
May 14, 2010
Neighbour #1: “You know, as a rule I do not like to cut or tear down living things. I am really a natural person.. I like to leave nature an as close to perfect as I can. You know, I don’t like to mess with perfection.”
Neighbour #2: “Well, me neither, but I do like to keep things shaped up a bit. Like this tree here; it just seems like what my other Neighbour X said was a “junk” tree. I am thinking about taking it down.”
Neighbour #1: “Yeah. I guess that one should go. I mean, it drops all these sticky, gross things on our side of the fence all the time. Gets kind of annoying.”
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Le Menteur 
Crap! do you know my neighbor? hilarious!